Introducing DHS panda breeding program Beta version 2.0

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Given the current situation of endangered pandas, Dunman High School of Singapore has decided to breed out more pandas in a short time. As natural breeding takes a long time, Dunman High has taken a more advanced approach, which is forced evolution among species that is most abundant in terms of numbers. That of course is humans, specifically DHS year 5 students'08.

Steps to ensure a good panda-human (Ailuropoda melanoleuca sapien)

1) The most noticeable trait of the panda is the black eyes. Hence, pandas-to-be will be given tremendous amounts of homework and CCA load which will lead to loss of sleep and then black eyes. The fastest natural method to getting black eyes. Unsuccessful candidates who do not get black eyes no matter how much homework is given will be sent for boxing lessons.

2) A sleepy look is a must (Fig 1). Hence pandas-to-be will be given classroom tables and chairs to practice the pose of the panda as shown in Fig 1. As a catalyst for forced evolution, boring teachers with boring tutorials and lectures will be sent to aid the sleepy looks and poses of the pandas-to-be

3) A panda must look neat and smart (Fig 1). Hence the white fur must cover over 3/4 of its thigh, just touching the knee cap. A male panda-to-be to be must also have a sloped hair cut (no matter the cost) on 3 sides. However, rebonding is allowed. A panda-to-be can go for rebonding to look better.

If the programme successfully launches off, Dunman High School will be the first school to host an IP programme for pandas! So let's all contribute to the success of DHS.

Source:
Recent feelings, Friday, January 18, 2008
http://shenmeniao.blogspot.com/


haha the above was koped from NCS's blog,
it totally summed up the whole 'Mrs-Chia Affair' tt i laughed out loud!
much as i wanted to,
i didnt blog anything about our dear VP as i couldnt think of a good way to express it.
but this came at good time when i needed a break from my PILE OF WORK,
just in time to hav a good laugh!

erm.
ok lah, think many of u guys dont find it funny cos it's more like an inside-joke.
[ it's INTERNAL AFFAIRS, ppl. ]
but think dunmanians can appreciate right? (:

specical thanks to NCS who provide me with the entertainment of the day.
(i'm like directing traffic to ur blog, haha. )
but if u bu shuang or smth jus say hor. i can take down de.
[grace: yeah i lag cos i not ur class de wad. -.-]